When I saw the headline "Officials Continue Efforts to Pave Riverside in Elkhorn", I thought I'd accidentally opened the Onion. Unfortunately, it wasn't a satire or parody, it was reality. There really is a small cadre of Elkhorn City elected officials who are calling for the paving of the river bank so their car club can have burnouts on the river.
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I'm a little late getting started on this one. I was singing Country Roads with the crowd after we beat Bosnia-Herzogevina with one hand tied behind our back. |
There's a delicious bit of irony playing out in stadiums across the United States. The icing on the multi-layered cake is it's all being broadcast by Rupert Murdoch. |
Some things you're just not ready for. You don't realize that until that thing lands at your feet. |