I'm having a hard time deciding where to start this week. Maybe I should take a poll.
Or is that a pole?
English is a hard language for many to pick up, especially for the people who insist everyone else should be speaking it. You might not want to rely on a poll of people who never learned to spell pole.
As they say, you can give a person a fish and they'll eat for a day. But you can teach a person to fish and they'll starve arguing over which pole to use. No amount of pole polls will bring consensus when everyone's fishing a dry hole.
Which reminds me. Less than 3 weeks till election day!
Just in time, there's a brand new press secretary in the Trumple Office you'll recognize because her name starts with K and her hair is long and blonde exactly like the previous Trump press secretaries. And like her predecessors, she has a completely made up backstory and no actual relatives which is consistent with the rest of the stepford collection from AI-X programmed to lie without blinking.
This one claims to be a practicing attorney in China. Not a blink to be seen.
While the new press secretary is getting broken in, the administration's entertainment committee is so fired up about the potential of public executions with the pro-life crowd, they've come up with several other live streaming possibilities.
Here's a couple at the top of the list: The "weekly ice bucket" where we get to watch the murder of a random brown skinned immigrant from the POV of a masked white high school dropout with 3 days of training and a brand new Smith and Wesson. For the kids there's the "word of the day", where the president will share a completely new and brilliant word, like cofeve, or a new name for a famous place like The Kennedy Saved and Preserved by Donald John Trump's Miraculous Generosity Center for the Arts and Rasslin. Our kids need edumacating.
But the white house is most excited about the possibility of a live streaming feed from the presidential toilet. Tentatively called "But is it constitutional?", what better to come from a constitutional genius like Don than his actual daily constitutional right there on the solid gold throne? Think Lincoln had one of those?
His constituents have heard about the good things he's doing for his country, it's time they see him do it live. Plus, it'll take some of the load off the new press secretary who may or may not practice law but has never practiced diaper wiping. That skill comes standard in one of Elon's other stepford models.
Let's not forget Elon Musk. The South African national and illegal alien has outdone his own 2024 candidate buying spree in 2026. The richest man in the world who has the private medical and social security information of every single American is pouring money into Republican candidates across the country. There's not a single canidate with an R next to their name who isn't running on Elon's money.
I guess if you can't distinguish between a poll and a pole, it doesn't matter.