One Down, Four Ninety-Nine to Go
Some of you may not realize this, but a weekly column in an august publication such as this one requires literally minutes of preparation.
There are few things as worthless as a government shutdown. At this point, they're only a reminder our system is broken. |
You won't believe this, but in a former life, I was a golfer. I'm not kidding. |
You know what's funny? You don't need maintenance to escape a stalled escalator. |