When I saw the headline "Officials Continue Efforts to Pave Riverside in Elkhorn", I thought I'd accidentally opened the Onion. Unfortunately, it wasn't a satire or parody, it was reality. There really is a small cadre of Elkhorn City elected officials who are calling for the paving of the river bank so their car club can have burnouts on the river.
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There's something to be said for Mitch McConnell having his "What, Me Worry?" moment. He ain't running, that would impress Alfred E. Neuman. |
Remember the old game of throwing a dart at a map to decide where to go on a trip? I'd do that now but I don't want a hole in my computer screen. |
It's time to reveal the most dangerous person in the United States. Are you ready? |