Try Reading It
Today is the day millions of Americans try to decipher the expiration date on a frozen 8 pack of Oscar Mayers in the back of the freezer. It always ends with a run to the store because you've got no buns anyway.
There's something to be said for Mitch McConnell having his "What, Me Worry?" moment. He ain't running, that would impress Alfred E. Neuman.