Sailing the wrong sea
Every now and then sheer stupidity smacks you like a stale wet bar towel. They don't come staler than the towels on the Florida coast.
There are few things as worthless as a government shutdown. At this point, they're only a reminder our system is broken. |
You won't believe this, but in a former life, I was a golfer. I'm not kidding. |
You know what's funny? You don't need maintenance to escape a stalled escalator. |