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I could tell you some stories you'd never believe. Thank goodness we didn't have Faceplant and Instadope back then.
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I could tell you some stories you'd never believe. Thank goodness we didn't have Faceplant and Instadope back then. |
Please excuse my absence last week. I got some very good news and couldn't handle it. |
There's really only one thing we can do this week. We're going to Dollywood. |