Just about the time I submitted last week's column, the news broke that the U.S. House of Repugnants had finally come up with a surefire fix for all those problems they'd been ignoring the last 3 or 4 years. And the answer was as clear as that juris doctorate diploma hanging on your wall.
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There are few things as worthless as a government shutdown. At this point, they're only a reminder our system is broken. |
You won't believe this, but in a former life, I was a golfer. I'm not kidding. |
You know what's funny? You don't need maintenance to escape a stalled escalator. |