The nominees are in for the Paddling Upstream prestigious Subject of the Week. It looks like the overwhelming favorite is "Valentine's Day", with "Misinformation Overload", "Dictator Loving Pundits", "Don't Deregulate Kentucky's Telecoms", and "There's No Vaccination for Idiocy" fighting for Honorable Mention.
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There are few things as worthless as a government shutdown. At this point, they're only a reminder our system is broken. |
You won't believe this, but in a former life, I was a golfer. I'm not kidding. |
You know what's funny? You don't need maintenance to escape a stalled escalator. |