Clean Optional
Thank goodness the government isn't being run by unelected bureaucrats anymore. I'm sure you'll agree it's way better being run by unelected billionaires.
There are few things as worthless as a government shutdown. At this point, they're only a reminder our system is broken. |
You won't believe this, but in a former life, I was a golfer. I'm not kidding. |
You know what's funny? You don't need maintenance to escape a stalled escalator. |